Will Bush Pardon Marion Jones?

Over at The Nation, there is a call for executive clemency. The latest addition to the Pardon Watch list is thus track and field star Marion Jones, who has pled guilty to ( but has not yet been sentenced for) lying to federal investigators regarding steroid use. So, the updated list is as follows:

Could be
- Willie Mays Aikens (sold drugs to an undercover agent)
- Jose Compean (illegal arrest of an alien)
- Gilmer Hernandez (civil rights violation)
- Ron Isley (tax evasion)
- Scooter Libby (perjury, obstruction of justice)
- David H. McNab (smuggling and money laundering)
- Ignacio Ramos (illegal arrest of an alien)
- Jeffrey Skilling (fraud, conspiracy, insider trading)

Long Shots
- Duane Chapman (deprivation of liberty)
- Edwin Edwards (convicted of racketeering)
- Lawrence Hutchins (soldier, murder)
- Marion Jones (lying to investigators about steroids)
- Jack Johnson (violated the Mann Act)
- Jonathan Pollard (delivering classified information to foreign government)
- Martha Stewart (obstruction of justice)

Really Long Shots
- O.Henry (embezzling bank funds)
- John Walker Lindh (terrorism)
- Michael Milken (securities and reporting violations)
- Leonard Pielter (double murder of FBI agents)
- Michael Vick (conspiracy to operate interstate dogfighting ring)

Not Yet Convicted, Altogether Unforgivable, Undeserving of Anything Like Mercy, Should be Deported
- Gary Dahl (invented pet rocks)
- Donald Elbert (invented astro-turf)
- John Frame (defends "contemporary" Christian "music")
- Garry Marshall (produced "Pretty Woman")
- Yoko Ono (you know what she did!)
- Lou Pearlman (created "Backstreet Boys"